And granny goes " height toh Kum hain beta... " (his height is less)
Me " nahin nahin doctor ne toh kaha ke bilkul thik hain" ( no no the doc says it absolutley fine)
Granny.." Ek kaam karo isko na latkao!!"
(Do one thing ... Make him hang)
Me (shocked beyond words but still manage to say) " abhi toh ek saal ka hua hai... Kuch dus saal baad latkauingi"
(He's just turned one... Maybe in ten years I'll make him hang!!!!!!)