Funny story!!

We get back from the doc and I'm telling everyone how bumling is doing good with his weight as height... 

And granny goes " height toh Kum hain beta... " (his height is less)

Me " nahin nahin doctor ne toh kaha ke bilkul thik hain" ( no no the doc says it absolutley fine) 

Granny.." Ek kaam karo isko na latkao!!"

(Do one thing ... Make him hang)

Me (shocked beyond words but still manage to say) " abhi toh ek saal ka hua hai... Kuch dus saal baad latkauingi"

(He's just turned one... Maybe in ten years I'll make him hang!!!!!!)